Oh no! I’ll make sure to carry it on just for you.

killbau:

horny for a meaningful relationship

(via veganbrat)

I might have a new car next week..

angrybagel:

angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog 

(via febrile-exhalation)

I hope not! It’s my last day off and then I’m back to work!