Oh no! I’ll make sure to carry it on just for you.


horny for a meaningful relationship

(via veganbrat)

I might have a new car next week..



“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog 

(via febrile-exhalation)

I hope not! It’s my last day off and then I’m back to work!